Bella Swan and Sookie Stackhouse are fortunate to have vampire boyfriends. But what the heroines of Twilight and “True Blood” don’t have—and could use—is some advice on getting along with them. Everything they and every other red-blooded American girl wants to know about finding a dreamy blood-drinker and making him hers is within
How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving The Bad and the Beautiful.
And who better to introduce readers to the desires of the 21st century vampire than a few irresistible immortals? Let author Diana Laurence introduce them:
Ethan, with his aquamarine eyes and supernaturally seductive piano playing.
Gunnar, with his rich, golden hair, and dastardly but delightful knack for getting his way. The experienced and fascinating
Colin, with his exquisite latté-colored skin and exotic beauty.
Mordred, classically cruel, dark, and handsome, with a thing for black leather gloves. His entrancingly cute carrot-topped friend
Adam, as sweet as Mordred is scary. The eccentric but gorgeous
Aidan, purveyor of ancient magic. And enigmatic
Conner, with his deep, dark eyes and protective soul. These undead charmers will win the hearts and minds of readers everywhere, and the advice of their new-found friend Diana will be their guide.
In addition, the book’s many features include information in the form of FAQs About the Undead — everything you wanted to know about vampires, Case Studies — journal notes that illustrate and support the information in each chapter, and sidebars on topics such as The Top Ten Vampire Pickup Lines.
Packed with advice, the lively, playful chapters include: Is it Possible to Tame a Vampire?; My Top Ten Vampire Dates; Not Just Any Mortal Will Do; What’s a Vampire Got that My Boyfriend Hasn’t Got?; and If I decide to Let Him Bite Me – Then What?.
This how-to dating guide includes the following features:
the pros and cons of dating vampires as compared to "normal" boyfriends
how to find a vampire you have chemistry with
a list of items a vampire will be looking for in his mate
the politics of biting and how it effects the relationship
common pitfalls to look for when dating a vampire
deciding whether or not to convert
